Awesome story from friday night.

So friday night was a party for my best buds 25th birthday. Kristi and I were talking to my buddy Luna, and my friend (and ex) Sarah joined us. As we were talking, a gentleman I've never met before engaged Luna in a discussion and they sort of broke off. Sarah asked us "Guess what luna did to me in New Orleans?" I replied "Anal." We laughed and Luna turned back to ask what we were laughing about. I exclaimed "Sarah asked us to guess what you had done to her in New Orleans and I replied Anal. You butt fucked her! Butt fucked her all night! Just tons and tons of butt fucking anal action." Everyone laughed and Luna motioned to his the gentleman next to him who I had never met. "This is my dad." Luna said. The Luna's were quite embarassed, but not I. I turned to his dad and spoke, "Just kidding Mr. Luna, it was straight up vaginal sex."

It was hilarious and awkward all around. Well, I didn't feel awkward but I probabaly should have. Later that night, I drew a big weiner on a poster everyone was signing, and turned around and Luna's dad was right behind me, and then later we were discussing my pal Bubba's supposed lack of knowledge about uncircumcised dick's. Once again, Luna's dad was behind me. He must think I'm a pervert.

^ Maybe. But at least he saw you being you. He was probably relieved to find out that you're just a big ol'perv rather than him taking the comments about his little girl getting reamed seriously. I'd relieved if I was that guy. I'd be like, "Oh. This guy's just an asshole. Okay. That's fine."

he was Luna's dad, not sarahs.

Oh--well, then, no worries at all. He's probably proud.