The Spoilers Thread! *Caution: Spoilers*

shining knight wrote:Lost: nothing is ever resolved....what too soon?

Yes and no. As this season already proved, you are completely wrong.

Rachel Getting Married: Rachel getting married. and there's lots of good music and people talking.

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford: Jesse James gets assassinated by Robert Ford. Robert Ford gets assassinated by some drunk guy.

The Aristocrats: "How do you call your act?" "The Aristocrats... TA-DAA!!!"

Planet of the Apes: They've been on Earth the whole time. Or the Statue of Liberty got teleported to another planet.

X3: X-Men United: There's a secret scene at the end of the credits not even the theater workers know about, you'll know to stay for when the lights are already on only if you read reviews on the web.

Superman 2: A kiss from Clark Kent causes amnesia.

Cloverfield: They go to the fair, something from space falls in the water. There now I have spoiled it for real this time.

Blow: A guy buys and sells a bunch of drugs...then gets busted.

Mirrors: Spirits in the mirrors...people die very bloody deaths...Kieffer Sutherland ends up trapped in the mirror but does save his family.

Goodfellas - Henry gets busted for coke posession with intent to sell, rats all his friends out, goes into the witness relocation program, and gets to live the rest of his life like a schnook.

Dirk Diggler has a huge wang.

Casino - Vegas turns into Disneyland

Dr. Strangelove - The whole world gets blowed up (Best. Ending. EVER!)

Planet Of the Apes - Those maniacs...they blew it up...Damn them...Damn them to Hell!

Silent K wrote:Dirk Diggler has a huge wang.

Spoiler: Wang is a prosthetic. Unless, you are speaking of his tall asian friend.

Mulholland Drive: Umm.......

Janson wrote:Mulholland Drive: Umm.......

<laughing>
Glad I wasn't the only one!


Showgirls: Vegas is full of naked, catty women.

War of the Worlds: We have germs.

Terminator (all of 'em)
AI
2001 - Space Odyssey
I, Robot
Blade Runner
Battlestar Galactica
War Games

^ Stop fucking around with artificial intelligence.

Topcat wrote:

Janson wrote:Mulholland Drive: Umm.......

<laughing>
Glad I wasn't the only one!

I was working as a projectionist when that movie came out. Half the staff loved it, half hated it. I'm sure that if it had been a TV series like Lynch had planed it would been less confusing, but we'll never know. I liked the Silencio part.

Duck Amuck: Bugs Bunny was drawing it the whole time. Ain't he a stinker?

Watchmen: The Comedian is Silk Specter II's dad.

Valkyrie: They all fail to to Hitler, they all die.

Fight club- Norton's life sucks (anyone ever notice his character had no name?)he meets Tyler Durden, they fight, there's some more fighting, some sex, more fighting, shit gets all crazy in a terrorist kinda way and Norton's character and Tyler Durden end up being the same person

cut...print...that's a wrap.

FroZen wrote:Fight club- Norton's life sucks (anyone ever notice his character had no name?)he meets Tyler Durden, they fight, there's some more fighting, some sex, more fighting, shit gets all crazy in a terrorist kinda way and Norton's character and Tyler Durden end up being the same person

cut...print...that's a wrap.

Commonly he's known as Jack.

Janson wrote:

FroZen wrote:Fight club- Norton's life sucks (anyone ever notice his character had no name?)he meets Tyler Durden, they fight, there's some more fighting, some sex, more fighting, shit gets all crazy in a terrorist kinda way and Norton's character and Tyler Durden end up being the same person

cut...print...that's a wrap.

Commonly he's known as Jack.

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

Janson wrote:Duck Amuck: Bugs Bunny was drawing it the whole time. Ain't he a stinker?

299 out of 300 spartans die. Leonidas is one of them. Also, eyeliner makes you a god.

Janson wrote:

Valkyrie: They all fail to to Hitler, they all die.

Aaaand don't need to see that one now.

Wizard of Oz: Dorthy dreamed the whole thing.

The following will make no sense to anyone who hasen't read 2000ad which will probably be this entire board

Strontium dog: they both die

killing time: they all die

chopper song of the surfer: chopper dies but then garth ennis writes a shit sequel and thus he doesn't die despite the fact his death was a beautiful end to his series

Rogue trooper 90s version: (deep breath)Sooooooo the rogue we were following for several years was a paraell earth version of the character. Then the real rogue (the original) shows up and they decide to attack a space satellite for some reason that i've blocked out of my head. Nastiness ensues and the real rogue is killed leaving the crap fake one to have a few more adventures until some genius decided that he sucked and pulled the plug on the character.

Nemesis: both he and torquemada die

robohunter (90s) Mark millar reads this charming series from the lates 70s early eighties of 2000ads golden age and decides to write an updated version of it. He then pulls down his trousers and takes a huge dump on the series.

Yeah...you lost me on that one Knight. :huh

Spaced - Babylon 5's a big pile o' shit

Smurfs: Their hidden village looks like a bunch of mushrooms.
Snorks: Jealous 'cuz their cartoon sucked more than Smurfs.