End of the World.

Topcat wrote:

FroZen wrote:Now I gotta stop by the gas station on the way to work and get some or I will not be fun to be around today.

<grin>
Implying that you usually are?

In most cases.

Nah the world never truly ends until the green cannibalistic canaries fill the sky





There now you know you're pretty screwed....

Sweet mother of God....Cannibalistic green canaries...what a horrible way to go.

Didn't Barbarella face off against a cage of those things?

MMMMMmmmmmmm....Barbarella covered in canary shit....SEXY!!

Oh thats bloody nothing, from the same story....



The moral of the story?

When on a time traveling train make sure jack the ripper isn't one of your passengers....

(and I haven't even put the goriest death online thats for a future column)

"Fingers and Toes."
"Fingers and Toes."
"CHOMP."
"CHOMP."
"CHOMP."

You know, I'd never thot about being eaten alive by multitudes of free-floating, various-stages-of-decay, bloody, clicking teeth...

But something tells me I'll be thinking of it far more often than I want to from now on.

"Thank you, Easter Bunny!"

FroZen wrote:

Silent K wrote:Call me when the dead rise.

won't happen

Technically...they aren't cannibalistic canaries unless they were eating each other. I'd say they're more "flesh-eating" or "ravenous".

Either way I wouldn't want to be in a room full of the fuckers

But something tells me I'll be thinking of it far more often than I want to from now on.

"Thank you, Easter Bunny!"

True story when I first read killing time when I was eight (yes 8 explains a lot doesn't it?) I had regular nightmares that the iscariot was gonna get me. The dreames stopped when I reread it when I was eighteen.

(another pointless story in the pointless life of David B page there folks)

FroZen wrote:Earthquakes in Italy, Missles launched from Korea, and disturbing amounts of violence and shootings in the news.

Anyone else think this is the beginning of the end? :huh

Meh. Just another day at the office for good ol' Earth. There's always disturbing amounts of violence, because people haven't figured it out yet, and that typhoon thing happened a few years back in Indonesia. Dispite that, Mamma Earth keeps on rollin'.