best thing a girl could say

"Right hole!!"

You know what I'm talking about.

gluh gluh gluh

"lets put on gundam wing endless waltz while we have sex"


ps - yes it did happen already

Airwolf wrote:"lets put on gundam wing endless waltz while we have sex"


ps - yes it did happen already

you sir are a nerd thats it way to much your making all other
nerds look bad.

"Of course I will give you a blowjob every day for the rest of our lives."

"YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER" (from a girl, or Maury, whichever makes you happier)

"You smell great, even when you haven't showered in 2 days and you are wearing underwear you haven't washed in a week."

"You just sit there and play your game and watch TV, and I will get you whatever you need and hand feed you, and then after I will top you off, and then tuck you in to bed and stay on the other side so you don't have to touch my sweaty skin." (wow, that's a long one)

"If you feel a little nibbling down there while you sleep, don't worry, I like to use that like a pacifier."

Not said to me, but to my playboy uncle.

"wake up, im horny."

I love my wife.

"So what if I have a not very big at all crush on you?"

"i'm simple - just seeing you already makes me happy"

"Face it Tiger, you just hit the jackpot."

Spider-Man wrote:"Face it Tiger, you just hit the jackpot."

That would be awesome Pete!

"I like you."

Simple, kind of lame, but awesome.

"The trash is getting full, I'm going to go ahead and take it out."

potatojoe wrote:"The trash is getting full, I'm going to go ahead and take it out."

thats not going to fit,but it sure as hell gonna be fun to try