Ask a Straight Guy

BlueMaxx wrote:

Thundermatts wrote:Dear Mnemosis,

When is the straight guy showing up?

Alright, whoever's anus bleeds first loses?

*Everyone starts running around like a twisted Benny Hill skit*

Can you hear the music? Heh.

The three things I've heard, with consistency, that women look for in a guy:
1.) He has to be funny
2.) He has to be taller than me
3.) Confidence

I agree with funny or rather make them laugh. It lowers their defenses. The last time I picked up a girl without my wife's help or without throwing drugs at her I made her laugh. She was a gothic looking girl who had so much make-up on she looked like a zombie. It was exciting because I didn't know what I was getting. Anyway, she caught my eye and I was like "Whoa, look at you" and she just gave me a look of disgust but I followed it up with "I'll be your Frankenstein" which made her laugh and I was in. I stole the line from an old REM song "Crush with Eyeliner", I think. Turns out she's a nurse who loves to party and we still go out to this day.

Joshua wrote:The three things I've heard, with consistency, that women look for in a guy:
1.) He has to be funny
2.) He has to be taller than me
3.) Confidence

Where is "3 oz of cock"?

Toothgrinder wrote:I agree with funny or rather make them laugh. It lowers their defenses. The last time I picked up a girl without my wife's help or without throwing drugs at her I made her laugh. She was a gothic looking girl who had so much make-up on she looked like a zombie. It was exciting because I didn't know what I was getting. Anyway, she caught my eye and I was like "Whoa, look at you" and she just gave me a look of disgust but I followed it up with "I'll be your Frankenstein" which made her laugh and I was in. I stole the line from an old REM song "Crush with Eyeliner", I think. Turns out she's a nurse who loves to party and we still go out to this day.

PICS OR GTFO!

Thundermatts wrote:<----Never gotten rejected. And you guys have seen me. I'm not supe hot or anything. Granted I was a late bloomer, but every girl I've wanted to be with in someway, I've been with in some way.

And Esbat, go with humor. It's how I do it, but be sure it's humor that she can enjoy, and not humor that makes her uncomfortable. But you're a funny dude, and that goes a long way.

Okay, check. Now I just need to move to get away from all the nastiness around me that pervades the dating scene. Screw that its not even a dating scene its like a sex ring with the monthly shameful visit to the free clinic.

That and I'm really out "mexican'd". I've lived around too many latina and hispanic and mexican girls for waaaaaaaaaaay too long. (In the words of Knize) "WHERE ARE TEH WHITE WOMEN AT?"

Those are MY words?

I love white women.

I love women of all colors, creeds, and nationalities.

Now, yummy down on this.

Toothgrinder wrote:I agree with funny or rather make them laugh. It lowers their defenses. The last time I picked up a girl without my wife's help or without throwing drugs at her I made her laugh. She was a gothic looking girl who had so much make-up on she looked like a zombie. It was exciting because I didn't know what I was getting. Anyway, she caught my eye and I was like "Whoa, look at you" and she just gave me a look of disgust but I followed it up with "I'll be your Frankenstein" which made her laugh and I was in. I stole the line from an old REM song "Crush with Eyeliner", I think. Turns out she's a nurse who loves to party and we still go out to this day.

PICS OR GTFO!
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I don't have pics of her all gothed out but here's a couple with my wife.





I got better pics but when you guys post pics of girls sucking your dick so will I.

Toothgrinder wrote:

Toothgrinder wrote:I agree with funny or rather make them laugh. It lowers their defenses. The last time I picked up a girl without my wife's help or without throwing drugs at her I made her laugh. She was a gothic looking girl who had so much make-up on she looked like a zombie. It was exciting because I didn't know what I was getting. Anyway, she caught my eye and I was like "Whoa, look at you" and she just gave me a look of disgust but I followed it up with "I'll be your Frankenstein" which made her laugh and I was in. I stole the line from an old REM song "Crush with Eyeliner", I think. Turns out she's a nurse who loves to party and we still go out to this day.

PICS OR GTFO!

I got better pics but when you guys post pics of girls sucking your dick so will I.[/quote]

Damn all we got are pics of Jason "Finger Trap" Knize in action.

Chef BOOOYYYEEEEEEEE ardee

Is there such a thing as too much shower groping?

Thundermatts wrote:Dear Mnemosis,

When is the straight guy showing up?

Tripper McGee wrote:Is there such a thing as too much shower groping?

I can answer this. In my mind, No. In her mind, Yes.

Tripper McGee wrote:Is there such a thing as too much shower groping?

Whose shower are you groping? Mine is very liberal, but others might not be so accepting.

Seriously, though... who's being groped? Are you groping yourself? No. Are you groping another person who's into you? No. Are you breaking into strangers' houses just to cop a feel while they bathe? No.

Basically, no would be my answer.

How come your topic gets nailed to the forum, but Ska's, a more successful thread, does not?










I swear I'm not trying to start a fight.

Ahaha!
https://panelsonpages2009.forumotion.com/the-abyss-f2/hey-hey-why-don-t-you-ask-a-girl-instead-t1041-200.htm

You're welcome.

Silent K wrote:You're welcome.

Thanks. Would've been much funnier if it was Mnemosis, though. Thought it was. Cool of you for keepin' him out of the hot water.

Come on you nerds

Silent K wrote:Those are MY words?

I love white women.

I love women of all colors, creeds, and nationalities.

Now, yummy down on this.

Yes! I think I've put this on WUMB, but a great Skittles commercial would be a guy being fastforwarded throughout his day with women of all skin tones and hair colors. At the end, laying next to his last girl (redhead ), he opens a bag and the screen says "Taste the Rainbow!" Genius, ya?

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I got better pics but when you guys post pics of girls sucking your dick so will I.[/quote]

If you care about that chick it's fucked up to talk about sharing pic of her sucking your dick

this about helping out other gents,not talking about some chick blowing you

Not to mention it's just crass since we have female posters.

yeah

gangsternerd wrote:
If you care about that chick it's fucked up to talk about sharing pic of her sucking your dick

this about helping out other gents,not talking about some chick blowing you

Ya. There is a guy on WUMB who has the girl friends, and maybe he is dating one of them, but he always talks about how he's dated all of them and slept with them. Plus, he is...looks like he needs hygiene. Not to be mean, but I don't think friends want you saying that stuff, especially if it is true (which I predict it isn't.).

But ya, pictures? Come on. You guys are probably joking, but just throwin' that out there.

BlueMaxx wrote:

gangsternerd wrote:
If you care about that chick it's fucked up to talk about sharing pic of her sucking your dick

this about helping out other gents,not talking about some chick blowing you

Ya. There is a guy on WUMB who has the girl friends, and maybe he is dating one of them, but he always talks about how he's dated all of them and slept with them. Plus, he is...looks like he needs hygiene. Not to be mean, but I don't think friends want you saying that stuff, especially if it is true (which I predict it isn't.).

But ya, pictures? Come on. You guys are probably joking, but just throwin' that out there.

I think I know who you're talking about, but I don't think he's ever claimed to have bedded any of them.