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Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:10 pm
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42 Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:12 pm
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Just kidding! Seriously though, you already know a girl who will fuck you no strings attached. You just don't know it yet. Co workers is always good, as are friends who aren't like in the friend friend circle. I'm sure there's one girl at least that you flirt with all the time, and who flirts back. In my experiences, that usually means she's willing to blow you at the least. Know anyone like that? Theres your answer. If not, I know it's lame, but hit up bars.
43 Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:21 pm
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Thundermatts wrote:Just kidding! Seriously though, you already know a girl who will fuck you no strings attached. You just don't know it yet. Co workers is always good, as are friends who aren't like in the friend friend circle. I'm sure there's one girl at least that you flirt with all the time, and who flirts back. In my experiences, that usually means she's willing to blow you at the least. Know anyone like that? Theres your answer. If not, I know it's lame, but hit up bars.
Most of the ladies I know are taken or out of range. As for co-workers, that's a dead end, unless I want to fuck my Mom or Kerouac. The roommate brings home friends from work all the time, and those are usually the best possibilities, and I was kinda making time with one, recently, but not sure if she's feeling it. We talked for a good long time, and I was on my A game, but alas, it ended with what doctors would refer to as "dryness of the dick".
At this point in my life, I'm just really fucking lazy in regards to women. I don't really have the time or energy to put into a girlfriend, and I'm not gonna go out of my way to find some chick to bang, either. But if they happen to show up on my doorstep, I'm all for it. If I don't get my rocks off for another few years until I have a legit relationship...then so be it...I went 24 years without it, prior. I'd just like some lovely young lady to treat me like a piece of meat for a night, and vice versa.
44 Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:22 pm
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So go to the bar. It's not work, you get to drink.
45 Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:23 pm
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Silent K wrote:
At this point in my life, I'm just really fucking lazy in regards to women. I don't really have the time or energy to put into a girlfriend, and I'm not gonna go out of my way to find some chick to bang, either. But if they happen to show up on my doorstep, I'm all for it. If I don't get my rocks off for another few years until I have a legit relationship...then so be it...I went 24 years without it, prior. I'd just like some lovely young lady to treat me like a piece of meat for a night, and vice versa.
So you want to eat her and eleven of her friends and then miss the end of GI Joe to say goodbye to them?
46 Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:24 pm
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Thundermatts wrote:So go to the bar. It's not work, you get to drink.
You've never been to my bank
47 Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:25 pm
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Mnemosis wrote:
So you want to eat her and eleven of her friends and then miss the end of GI Joe to say goodbye to them?
This took me a minute, but the awesome of it made me scare the cat by laughing out loud.
48 Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:27 pm
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That's a tough call.Silent K wrote:
unless I want to fuck my Mom or Kerouac.
49 Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:27 pm
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superdoug wrote:Mnemosis wrote:
So you want to eat her and eleven of her friends and then miss the end of GI Joe to say goodbye to them?
This took me a minute, but the awesome of it made me scare the cat by laughing out loud.
OMG THAT'S AWESOME!
50 Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:28 pm
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Joshua wrote:That's a tough call.Silent K wrote:
unless I want to fuck my Mom or Kerouac.
I'm tighter.
51 Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:29 pm
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Mnemosis wrote:Joshua wrote:That's a tough call.Silent K wrote:
unless I want to fuck my Mom or Kerouac.
I'm tighter.
Pffft. Two words, my friend: Baby's fist.
52 Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:30 pm
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Holding an apple?
53 Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:31 pm
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I'm still trying to riddle it out.superdoug wrote:
This took me a minute, but the awesome of it made me scare the cat by laughing out loud.
54 Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:31 pm
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Not my scene. Although, concerts, especially SoulSwitch concerts where I'm in some sort of official capacity, I can work my magic.Thundermatts wrote:So go to the bar. It's not work, you get to drink.
But honestly...where's the jump? Where does it go from flirting to "let's fuck"? Do I need to keep an eye out for a signal?
55 Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:32 pm
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I think you have to be an unscrupulous asshole to do that. And you sir, are neither of those things.Silent K wrote:
But honestly...where's the jump? Where does it go from flirting to "let's fuck"?
56 Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:33 pm
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Personal experience, the flirting just takes a more, sexual turn. it starts goofy, fun, and then it just sort of clicks to less giggling and more i want you inside me. And that's how it's been with each girl I got with without dating her. Which is most of the girls I had relations with.
57 Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:35 pm
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Mnemosis wrote:Holding an apple?
(tighter than)
58 Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:35 pm
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Joshua wrote:I'm still trying to riddle it out.superdoug wrote:
This took me a minute, but the awesome of it made me scare the cat by laughing out loud.
What did Knize eat 12 of that made him miss the end of GI Joe?
59 Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:36 pm
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Oh, I didn't know he missed the end of G.I. Joe.Mnemosis wrote:
What did Knize eat 12 of that made him miss the end of GI Joe?
60 Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:36 pm
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I do have scruples. I also have a dry dick. Obviously, I'm a sweetheart. However, if a young lady is looking for nothing but a good time, as am I, whose to say we can't get our respective jollies off?Joshua wrote:
I think you have to be an unscrupulous asshole to do that. And you sir, are neither of those things.
Thundermatts wrote:Personal experience, the flirting just takes a more, sexual turn. it starts goofy, fun, and then it just sort of clicks to less giggling and more i want you inside me. And that's how it's been with each girl I got with without dating her. Which is most of the girls I had relations with.
I think that's pretty fucking good advice.
61 Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:37 pm
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I didn't. I assumed he was talking about the Crohns, again.Joshua wrote:Oh, I didn't know he missed the end of G.I. Joe.Mnemosis wrote:
What did Knize eat 12 of that made him miss the end of GI Joe?
62 Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:38 pm
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I'm not joking around with this! I'm like fat cassanova. or thin Dr. Phil
63 Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:39 pm
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Thundermatts wrote:I'm not joking around with this! I'm like fat cassanova. or thin Dr. Phil
Speaking as the first to have a thread like this, one thing you're going to have to accept is that sometimes, the crowd takes it way off track. But they always come back around to the serious side. It comes in waves.
64 Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:40 pm
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Thundermatts wrote:I'm not joking around with this! I'm like fat cassanova. or thin Dr. Phil
I get it. I honestly think you gave stellar advice for the situation.
65 Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:40 pm
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yeah the advice you gave me was pretty good
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