Thundermatts wrote:Just kidding! Seriously though, you already know a girl who will fuck you no strings attached. You just don't know it yet. Co workers is always good, as are friends who aren't like in the friend friend circle. I'm sure there's one girl at least that you flirt with all the time, and who flirts back. In my experiences, that usually means she's willing to blow you at the least. Know anyone like that? Theres your answer. If not, I know it's lame, but hit up bars.

Silent K wrote:
At this point in my life, I'm just really fucking lazy in regards to women. I don't really have the time or energy to put into a girlfriend, and I'm not gonna go out of my way to find some chick to bang, either. But if they happen to show up on my doorstep, I'm all for it. If I don't get my rocks off for another few years until I have a legit relationship...then so be it...I went 24 years without it, prior. I'd just like some lovely young lady to treat me like a piece of meat for a night, and vice versa.

Thundermatts wrote:So go to the bar. It's not work, you get to drink.

Mnemosis wrote:
So you want to eat her and eleven of her friends and then miss the end of GI Joe to say goodbye to them?

Silent K wrote:
unless I want to fuck my Mom or Kerouac.

superdoug wrote:

Mnemosis wrote:
So you want to eat her and eleven of her friends and then miss the end of GI Joe to say goodbye to them?

This took me a minute, but the awesome of it made me scare the cat by laughing out loud.

Joshua wrote:

Silent K wrote:
unless I want to fuck my Mom or Kerouac.

That's a tough call.

Mnemosis wrote:

Joshua wrote:

Silent K wrote:
unless I want to fuck my Mom or Kerouac.

That's a tough call.

I'm tighter.

superdoug wrote:
This took me a minute, but the awesome of it made me scare the cat by laughing out loud.

Thundermatts wrote:So go to the bar. It's not work, you get to drink.

Silent K wrote:
But honestly...where's the jump? Where does it go from flirting to "let's fuck"?

Mnemosis wrote:Holding an apple?

Joshua wrote:

superdoug wrote:
This took me a minute, but the awesome of it made me scare the cat by laughing out loud.

I'm still trying to riddle it out.

Mnemosis wrote:
What did Knize eat 12 of that made him miss the end of GI Joe?

Joshua wrote:
I think you have to be an unscrupulous asshole to do that. And you sir, are neither of those things.

Thundermatts wrote:Personal experience, the flirting just takes a more, sexual turn. it starts goofy, fun, and then it just sort of clicks to less giggling and more i want you inside me. And that's how it's been with each girl I got with without dating her. Which is most of the girls I had relations with.