Ohio Drivers.
They're like drivers that are old, handicapped and lost that are taking their first driver's ed. course and it's always Sunday in that state. I mean, Amish Christ, stay off the road. Or better yet, try and stay on it.
They can't park. Never use their blinker correctly, if at all. Seriously. On that rare occasion you see a blinker, it's RIGHT when they're making the turn. How did they pass their driver's test? I mean, it's relatively easy, but damn.
You know your state's residents are bad at driving when the only good drivers on the road are the Amish and the occassional stray horse, depending on where you're at.
Ohioans are to driving vehicles as terrorists are to flying planes. (Too soon?)
Oh, and driving through certain spots on a Saturday, Ohio is a driver's Hell. All the tourists are out to look at Amish country and all the bikers are out in force because they know that's when other people are out to see them "being cool" on their bikes. Sigh.
Vented. I'm feeling pretty cooled now.
Funny how this turned into a weak stand-up comedy. Heh. Ah, if the crowd's drunk enough I'd have gathered a few chuckles. :P