There's ANOTHER Girl...

Obviously, you should have a fourteen page agenda for the date. Complete with what places you'll go to, the floor plan of said places, talking points, and pre written answers to her questions. If she doesn't ask the right questions, fuck her. You don't need to go out with some chick who doesn't take this shit seriously.

OK, I think what we need to do is shadow his date, while he has an earpiece in. We'll feed him lines about what to say.

Date: "So what do you like to do for fun?"
Chris: "Umm...hold...umm....internet...wait, wait, what the hell are you doing give me the microphone tell him to touch her boob stop it..."
Date: "Are you ok?"
Chris: "I...umm....this isn't how I scripted it."
Date: "You scripted this? Is that a hearing aid?"
Chris: "Ummmm....whip it out?"

Thundermatts wrote:Obviously, you should have a fourteen page agenda for the date. Complete with what places you'll go to, the floor plan of said places, talking points, and pre written answers to her questions. If she doesn't ask the right questions, fuck her. You don't need to go out with some chick who doesn't take this shit seriously.

Heytherejeffro wrote:OK, I think what we need to do is shadow his date, while he has an earpiece in. We'll feed him lines about what to say.

Date: "So what do you like to do for fun?"
Chris: "Umm...hold...umm....internet...wait, wait, what the hell are you doing give me the microphone tell him to touch her boob stop it..."
Date: "Are you ok?"
Chris: "I...umm....this isn't how I scripted it."
Date: "You scripted this? Is that a hearing aid?"
Chris: "Ummmm....whip it out?"

I don't have a response prepared.

and it's just friendly teasing. I for one, only make fun of people i like. So there.

Thundermatts wrote:I don't have a response prepared.

you know, if i didn't like you all, i'd be forced to shake you by the face. hell who am i kidding, i do that to people i DO like.

I'm going to say that, in this instance, it's gotten a little out of hand.

My most recent script was meant to be harmless and funny (you'll notice I didn't so much attack him as make a funny situation) but yes, I can see how bad that can get.

I feel like maybe I whipped it out and beat a horse to death with it, then beat the dead horse, then beat off on the dead horse.

are you improvising Jeff? My script left out the beat off on the dead horse line.

Improvising, too.

Also, Jeff's right. PLEASE reign it in.

"I'm calling you a fat lazy piece of shit who'll never amount to anything, T-Matts, because I like you" doesn't really fly. You guys have made jokes. We've let it slide, but now you're punching glue and dog food, and it's time to stop.

wow - what did i just read up there! ha!


fuck the scripts! just go with ur gut instincts or whip it out! talk is cheap - actions are louder than words! or something like that

*humps thread

Nothing here has been mean. Seriously the joke is over, but your example relates in no way. Well maybe when Josh and Chris were getting into it, I wasn;t really paying attention, but teasing about the whole scripting discussions things isn't saying "hey chris, you're a douche. lol. Just kidding, we're besties."

But yeah, I'm too amused by liblr to keep making the same joke now anyways.

I agree. Fun's fun, but it's time to...





SIMMAH!!!

Heytherejeffro wrote:
I feel like maybe I whipped it out and beat a horse to death with it, then beat the dead horse, then beat off on the dead horse.

Thanks for the mental image.

Thundermatts wrote:Nothing here has been mean. Seriously the joke is over, but your example relates in no way. Well maybe when Josh and Chris were getting into it, I wasn;t really paying attention, but teasing about the whole scripting discussions things isn't saying "hey chris, you're a douche. lol. Just kidding, we're besties."

I don't recall when I ever "got into it". I do remember when I made a harmless, but possibly misinterpreted, remark and was told, in so many words, that I better watch my back (which I'm assuming was a joke, because I laughed when I read it).

Oh I don't think he was kidding.


Seriously tho. He hasn't been on here for a while. OH MY GOD HE'S IN YOUR HOUSE! GET OUT! LEAVE THE CHILDREN!